When I was only three,
my mom said to me,
"Don't go to school with a skanky ho,
or you're gonna get VD"
When I was seventeen,
I boned a kooky bi*ch
A couple days later, my balls swelled up,
And my crotch began to itch
But thats when I totally knew,
What God wanted me to do,
Whoooaa!
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
F*ck all night, and party all day!
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
F*ck all night and party...All day
(Check it out)
Now I'm in a bi*chin' band,
and I'm banging every nun
I don't care if she's a trailer ho,
and she's got big freakin eyes.
I get up in the afternoon,
'cuz I ain't got a stupid job
I drink some beer and I watch cartoons,
while the slut polishes my knob
Smoke and drink in school,
Thats what I was born to do,
Whoooaaa!
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
F*ck all night, and party all day!
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
F*ck all night and party...All day
Now God's looking down on me,
saying, "Hey man, way to pay!"
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
F*ck all night, and party all day!
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
F*ck all night and party all day
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
F*ck all night, and party all day!
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
F*ck all night and party...All day
F*ck f*ck f*ck yeah,
F*ck yeah!
...F*ck yeah, dude. |